Marijuana Satire

Marijuana: Higher than the sky?

There are lots of arguments against the legalization of this green plant. Most people say stuff like “Well, how is it a medicine if you get high.” Well, It’s not the high thats the medicine, its the other stuff in cannabis that is the medicine, DUH. Most people do not fully understand the positive effects of this plant. Most people bring into account that marijuana makes you high, so they state that weed is the worst thing in the world! This plant is far from the worst thing in the world, in fact, there are lots of scientific evidence on THC and its effects on cancer and other crazy things that go wrong with the human body. Some people think there should be no medical marijuana cards, because of its effects. Wait though; you can go to the pharmacy and get pain relievers, that make you feel high, and its ok because you do not smoke it? Oh, thats right, smoking it makes it bad too! You smoke cigarettes, are those illegal? No, but you people do not realize all the goody goodness of this plant. You think “Look at those smelly hippies smoking weed.” Yet you do not think “Wow, this cancer patient is still alive and happy because of weed.” This is where you guys are all wrong. So stop saying dumb stuff and bringing up dumb facts that are completely irrelevant to the topic. Marijuana should be legalized for many reasons, all of them with research to back them up.